THE FOOD IS FAKE. THE SERVER BILL IS NOT.

Keep the imaginary kitchen cooking nothing.

Imaginary Takeout is a free, independent novelty project. If it made you laugh, an optional tip helps keep the site online and gives the kitchen more time to invent meals it will never prepare.

Support us on Ko-fi

Completely optional. Opens Ko-fi in a new tab. This is support for the project—not a food order or a tax-deductible charitable donation.

BEFORE YOU TIP

The small print, in normal-sized type.

01

Do I need to contribute?

No. Every fake restaurant, imaginary order, and delivery that never arrives remains free.

02

Does a tip buy food or perks?

Also no. A tip does not change your order, rewards points, account, or delivery status.

03

Who handles payment?

Ko-fi and Stripe process support payments on their own secure systems. Imaginary Takeout does not receive or store your card details.